God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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