He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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