We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My feet surprised me
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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