Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
third nipple confirmed
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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