There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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