how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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