Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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