This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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