Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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