thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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