there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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