Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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