there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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