So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
