i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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