Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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