The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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