For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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