You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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