Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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