Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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