I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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