Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
as a side note pls kill me
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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