school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
third nipple confirmed
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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