The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect