Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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