i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
