how can u be prego again
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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