these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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