I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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