He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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