I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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