He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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