ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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