i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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