He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
