Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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