The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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