Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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