Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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