Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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