If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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