the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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