i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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