i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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