Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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