I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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