Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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