He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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