question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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