More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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