We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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