just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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