no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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