Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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