We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
