nut hugger
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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